the-batmanny: > Scroll dash > See gif of Umbreon buttfucking Vaporeon
interviewer: ...where did it come from?
John Linnell: Where did it come from? I made it up
Do you guys realize Teller is 63?? HE’S SO CUTE!!!
That moment of glory when there's Rocky Horror on...
Watching Penn & Teller BULLSHIT!...
Penn is yelling in a restaurant.. I look away for 60 seconds, suddenly.. PENN IS PANTLESS, STILL YELLING, AND A HOBBIT IS BESIDE HIM
Me: I think for the last 10 minutes before NaNo starts, you should just come over here and we like.. make out or something
Ari: Okay =)
One hour and fifteen minutes til NaNo.
asphyxiette: AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck Write a story.. about how you and your brother Kyle.. was hitch-hikin’.. down a long and lonesome road… then all of a sudden.. there shined a shiny demon.. in the middle.. of the road.. AND HE SAID… Wriiiiiiite the best storrrrrrrrryyyyyy in the world.. or I’ll eat your soul.. And then you and Kyle.....
Reblog this if you thought about sex today.
restoringfraillife: Implying I ever stopped.
asphyxiette: …I take way too much interest in the sex lives of my friends >_>
Can we just take a minute and appreciate how perfect the TMBG album “Flood” is?
asphyxiette: restoringfraillife: Something is being plotted, I feel. Oh, things are absolutely being plotted.