When your best friend's parents treat you like...
Ohai Tumblr how's your sex life
asphyxiette: Lol shut up no I’m not drunk why would you even ask that Tumblr you so silly
I miss Digitalplaygroundgirls' blog ='(
Off to nap I go.
restoringfraillife: I’ll be back around 4am. I may or may not be here ^^;; but you take the HELL out of that nap!!
Reblog if you can find Pearl.
Scrubs strikes again.
“Turkleton, I have no idea why you’re chiming in, but I’ll say this to both of you.. nothing in this world that’s worth having is easy.” ~Dr. Kelso
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies– Aristotle | goodbyerachel (via quote-book)
can we just take a moment and appreciate how...
digitalplaygroundgirls: Yes. Yes we can.
So I forgot I bought Ari that Khaleesi shirt until...
That is all. Well not really. I’m pretty excited for her to get this damn thing ^^ That is all.
Me + Kevin (thru text)
Me: Are you working at Monocacy tonight?
Me: Do me a huuuuuge throbbing 10-inch favor?
Me: ..can you write me OFF in the book for July 18th - the 21st? I'm going back up to NY.
Me: Thank you, dearest =p
Kevin: It is done. Finito.
Me: Word, my friend. (continues to ask about when he works..)
There's a notification on my tracked tags.. AND...
But why would SHE be jealous of ME?
Because you are infact Alex. Idk if you knew that.
Into The Blue ~Cain's Offering (chords)
At least I hope so.. I’m still working on it.. The verses are Bm F#m G A(sus4-resolve?) The next sections (I traveled so far..) are D F#m G A(sus4-resolve?) | D F#m G A.. D G D(?) Then the chorus’ are Bm G D A | Bm G D A | Bm G D A Em G.. A(sus4-resolve?) and whenever the song modulates, it just goes up a whole step.. so like, the second chorus I think, is the same progression (i...
The fuckton of junk food I bought at Weis:
-Two boxes of Blue Raspberry Gushers -Two boxes of Airhead Popsicles -One sleeve of fun-size KitKats -One container of Donuts -One container of Cookies -One can of Cheese Pringles -One box of Coco Pebbles cereal bars I took my Concerta right before I went to the store, so now that it’s kicked in.. I don’t even want any of this yet =p Which was my MASTER PLAN. But yeah.. this shit...
My genitals are significantly larger compared to your own. My genitals could...– My brother’s rendition of “Cigaro.”
Chris Hansen caught on hidden camera cheating on...
asphyxiette: tailsturrosaki: iheartchaos: “To Catch a Predator” host and Pedobear arch-nemesis Chris Hansen was caught on hidden camera cheating on his wife with a woman 20 years younger. Read More This is incredibly ironic. I…don’t get the big deal here. I mean I don’t know much about the dude except that he catches pedos. And based on that, I don’t get it. He’s like fifty, right?...
I just saw a commercial for a Fairly Oddparents tv...
It’s live action. Drake Bell plays timmy. WTF. How is Drake Bell supposed to play a goddamn 10 year old.. HE’S IN HIS 20S!!! And I don’t even wanna know who’s gunna play Crocker.. NO ONE can play Crocker. He’s a toony character.. and is NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH. T_T
I really want cookies..
I think I’m gunna go out and get some at some point.. normally I’d be like FUCKTHATIDONTWANNAGODOWNSTAIRSLETALONEOUTTOASTORE!! But I gotta go down stairs to do laundry… Idk man.. I just dk..
…Of the morniiiiiiiiiing!!!! >.> Idk. I wanted to post about Ari again, and that’s the title I chose to go with.. but that’s all I could think of to follow it with <.<
A message to men.
Ok dudes. When your woman has a headache, and doesn’t wanna have sex.. EAT HER OUT LIKE IT’S YOUR LAST NIGHT ON EARTH!!! After that, her headache will be MILES BETTER.. and she’ll wanna do nothing more than fuck you with in an inch of your life. You’re WELCOME.
That awkward moment when you miss seeing your...
That awkward moment when he accepts it, and can totally live with it
I should just lie and tell everyone I need a month...
restoringfraillife: It sounds nicer than “I don’t want to deal with your bullshit. Fuck off please.” I agree. This is the little white lie that save friendships xD