August 2011
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My Dash. She is dead.
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Hmm...
one of my lightbulbs went out.. 
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July 2011
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That awkward moment at 3 AM where you and your...
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Me: Babe. Babe. Babe.. Baaaaaaaaaaabe.. Babe
Ari: Babe?
Me: I think.. I'm.. in lesbians with you
Ari: :o I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU TOO
Me: SCORE
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“Wait.. wiener doesn’t mean winner.. it means sausage D’=”
– Gumball
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Okay, Jackass me to sleep, c)
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Oh hey, Jackass *flirty smile*
Havent seen you in a while… oh, 2.5 ya say??  Uncensored??  Oh my.. 
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Alright, all you cool cats.
asphyxiette: Best of luck with the quill thingie. I’ll be over here, attempting sleep and ignore the siren call of Homestuck. Night night babe <3  I’ll be here watching/falling asleep to Jackass 2.5 if you need me!!  ALL TEH LUV!!
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non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: Welp this is as drunk as I’m gunna get tonight. and I remember when you hated alcohol and refused to try it :P And I remember when you SHUT UP =p
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That Smirnoff was more of a tease than a good time...
Why did I even bother?  >.<  *creys*
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Slight buzz?
asphyxiette: UNACCEPTABLE. NEED MORE ALKIEHAWLZ.
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Welp this is as drunk as I'm gunna get tonight.
Meaning.  Not at all.  This was fun =p
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non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: would you… so? sheetz and wawa are always open. so there is somewhere to get an ice cream bar. NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WUH.  I’m having wife time on teh Skype anyways
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non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: non-emo-blueberry replied to your post:… well I dont work monday either and tuesday is andrew day so no good for me. so some time monday. and Im guessing either your house or mine. I’ll probably drink more so my house would probably be better. Lol well then how am I gunna get home? =p
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non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: would you be willing to go with me to get an ice cream bar? I’ll buy you one. or some other chocolate thing you might want. I know you’re going to say no, but thought I’d ask anyway yes right now. Im having an impulsive moment . and you know how I am when I have my mind set on food. NO not right now, Sarah that’s.. ridiculous, it’s 1am!!  =p
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the person I reblogged this from is a unicorn
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non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: non-emo-blueberry replied to your post:… *HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY DAY* seriously Id be so happy! when and what? and I guess where o.O I mean Idc.. Monday after you work?  I’m off monday and tuesday.. um.. as long as I get home, idc where
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non-emo-blueberry asked: would you be willing to go with me to get an ice cream bar? I'll buy you one. or some other chocolate thing you might want. I know you're going to say no, but thought I'd ask anyway
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non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: I want… how much does it cost? I can buy you some next week. Dude its like 13 bucks, so I don’t expect anything, but we can totally drink together if you want
Jul 31st
asphyxiette: Svenska is the Swedish word for ‘Swedish.’ Vodka is a magical liquid that makes life better kind of alcohol. I know both of these things. But it still took me a few months to realise that Svedka, a brand of Swedish vodka, got its name by mashing the two words together. Sve(nska vo)dka. I am an idiot. That is all.
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THANK YOU ALIENS!!
I found a Smirnoff in my fridge!! Omg when did I even.. Idk!!  
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non-emo-blueberry replied to your post: I want that fucking Svedka so bad ;_______; go buy some? Cant afford to at this point.. I gotta go a whole damn month without alcohol T_T  she still has the Svedka Amber and I bought when I was up there last, and is putting it to good use >.<
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I want that fucking Svedka so bad ;_______;
FUCK.  JUST.. FUCK!!
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non-emo-blueberry replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: asphyxiette restoringfraillife … hey im on there. cool :) Yep, you’re the Alice of the Brady Bunch that is my Tumblr Crushes
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GOOD JOB ARI'S COMPUTURRRRR!!
restoringfraillife: jpak88: BLUE SCREEN ONE MORE TIME!!  i’LL MAKE YOUR BUTTHOLE SPIT FIRE!!   That horrible moment when John-Paul actually evokes images of buttholes spitting fire in my mind. Leave that shit to me, bro
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GOOD JOB ARI'S COMPUTURRRRR!!
BLUE SCREEN ONE MORE TIME!!  i’LL MAKE YOUR BUTTHOLE SPIT FIRE!!  
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