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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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“Give it a dong and we’ll talk. ‘Cause I ain’t drivin’ no woman robot. They’re inferior. That’s why we pay them less.” — Carl (ATHF)
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im laghing so hard at this
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
((eh.))
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