“Don’t tell him what I said about him, will you?”
ALLEN, THAT BRITISH GRAMMAR DON’T CUT IT HERE.
But every time we get together on Thanksgiving, I’m like TELL THAT STORY, DENISE!! About.. how when you gave.. a handjob to Meatloaf!
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| — | Carl Brutananadilewski |
Tattoo Shop Owner: Okay, how about this one on your neck? It's Sanskrit. It means "extremely gullible."
Master Shake: Yeah, that's me all over.. but can I get it in English, please? I don't know any Sanskrit women.
Tattoo Shop Owner: ...Sure. What kinda price range you looking at?
Master Shake: I can go anywhere from $3 to $5. Obviously cheaper, but you know.. up to $5. And I'm gonna need your corporate rate, and I am expecting a AAA discount.
Tattoo Shop Owner: I have only one tattoo in that price range.. And we're gonna have to wait for a lightning storm to install it.
Master Shake: Install it?
Tattoo Shop Owner: Yes.. Install it.
Master Shake: ..Alright, I'll wait. I'm just gonna read this "Up Yours" tattoo.. over and over again.
