Master Shake: Shut up!! I've got problems, all right? I'm supposed to be gettin' some, BIG TIME, on account of my tragedy.. but now everyone think's I'm gay!!
Meatwad: Who's "everyone" ?
Master Shake: Well, the fuckin' Harlem Globetrotters for one. Curly, Meadowlark.. That's why they haven't called!!
Frylock: No one thinks you're gay, Shake. Look, it takes time and hard work to become gay. I mean, you need another person to influence your weak emotions.
Master Shake: You know Dirtfoot, down in the well? Hold on.. *looks around* Okay. He loves dudes. I so busted him cutting pictures of a Jeep out of a magazine. Then yesterday, he drew my bathwater and he gave me that look like, "Hey. I wear running shorts!!"